Bummer.

Do you ever feel trapped?

Stuck in the dark? 

Like you're looking at the world through a keyhole while your life passes you by?

Trust me, you're not alone.

Like me, you probably didn't realize that when you take off all the doorknobs to paint your house, you should just go ahead and remove the locking mechanisms as well. 

And like me, you're probably locked in the bathroom because you forgot about the doorknob thing and slammed the door as you ran in there because you seriously had to pee. 

Well don't lose hope. 

Yell out now to a trusted friend or loved one who can dissemble another doorknob in your house and use it's handle to set you free!

And remember,

there is light at the end of the screwdriver.

-M.